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'''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus.  The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref>  In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/feminism-ftw-mattel-has-released-new-barbie-gets-r-6401 Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)]</ref>
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'''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus.  The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics]</ref>  In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss]</ref>
  
  
 
'''More Delicious Things'''
 
'''More Delicious Things'''
 
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* [[Ackbar Test]]
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- [[Almond Milk]]
* [[Almond Milk]]
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* [[Baby Aspirin]]
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- [[Mediterranean Diet]]
* [[Baby Shower]]
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* [[Childbirth]]
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- [[Subterranean Diet]]
* [[Mediterranean Diet]]
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* [[Pregnancy Test]]
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- [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]
* [[Subterranean Diet]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 10:02, 6 March 2017

Woman demonstrates proper way to hold placenta

Placenta, also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The placenta throw will be one of the new events at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.[1] In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.[2][3]


More Delicious Things


- Almond Milk

- Mediterranean Diet

- Subterranean Diet

- Extra-Slutty Olive Oil


References


  1. Jump up Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics
  2. Jump up Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria
  3. Jump up Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss


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