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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.</ref>.  Though it can be delivered by anyone,<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.</ref>  patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich</ref>. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.</ref> ; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked</ref>
  
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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the [[Hospital|hospital]] setting<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale (Gomerblog)]</ref>.  Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays (Gomerblog)]</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich (Gomerblog)]</ref>.  A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special (Gomerblog)]</ref>; the other is [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Whenever handing out '''turkey sandwiches''' or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a [[Sandwich Note|sandwich note]].
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Revision as of 07:32, 14 July 2016

A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting [1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone,[2] patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse [3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4] ; the other is Dilaudid.[5]

References:
  1. Jump up ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.
  2. Jump up ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.
  3. Jump up ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich
  4. Jump up ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.
  5. Jump up ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked


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