Turkey Sandwich

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A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting[1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone[2], patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse[3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4]; the other is Dilaudid.[5] Whenever handing out turkey sandwiches or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a sandwich note.


Additional Reading


- Sandwich Note


References


  1. Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale
  2. Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays
  3. Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich
  4. Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special
  5. Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked


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