Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)

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F**k you, Dilaudid![1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25]


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Gomerblog References

  1. Jump up ↑ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid
  2. Jump up ↑ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid
  3. Jump up ↑ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside
  4. Jump up ↑ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA
  5. Jump up ↑ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids
  6. Jump up ↑ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid
  7. Jump up ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked
  8. Jump up ↑ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid
  9. Jump up ↑ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets
  10. Jump up ↑ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home
  11. Jump up ↑ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt
  12. Jump up ↑ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much
  13. Jump up ↑ Modified DEA License Allows Healthcare Practitioners to Not Prescribe Dilaudid
  14. Jump up ↑ Public Flees California in Droves Due to Dilaudid Shortage
  15. Jump up ↑ Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid”
  16. Jump up ↑ Study Shows Direct Relationship Between Teddy Bear Size and Dilaudid Dose
  17. Jump up ↑ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival
  18. Jump up ↑ Investigation Reveals Dilaudid Manufactured From Unicorn Tears
  19. Jump up ↑ Hospital Enacts New BYOD Policy: Bring Your Own Dilaudid
  20. Jump up ↑ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special
  21. Jump up ↑ Allergy-Sniffing Dog Weeds Out Dilaudid-Seeking Liars
  22. Jump up ↑ Three Wise Monkeys Support CDC Opioid Guidelines: “See No Dilaudid, Hear No Dilaudid, Speak No Dilaudid”
  23. Jump up ↑ Spock: “Patient’s Demands for Dilaudid Highly Illogical”
  24. Jump up ↑ Makers of Dilaudid to Officially Change Name to “That One That Starts with a D”
  25. Jump up ↑ ER’s New Dilaudid Salt Lick, Admissions Down 90%


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