Difference between revisions of "Pain Train"
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The '''Pain Train''' is an actual [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/diagnostic-criteria-for-a-train-wreck/ rail line] that runs 24/7. Stops on the '''Pain Train''' include [[Homunculus|Somatosensory Cortex, Thalamus, Dorsal Column Nuclei, Spinothalamic Tract]], and Grand Central Terminal.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/percocet/ ER Places Bowl Full of Percocet in Waiting Room, Lowers Visits]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/new-pain-scale/ Joint Commission Mandates New Pain Scale That Goes to Infinity]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/tylenol-for-pain/ Rare Patient Asks Only for Tylenol for Pain, Receives Standing Ovation]</ref> | The '''Pain Train''' is an actual [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/diagnostic-criteria-for-a-train-wreck/ rail line] that runs 24/7. Stops on the '''Pain Train''' include [[Homunculus|Somatosensory Cortex, Thalamus, Dorsal Column Nuclei, Spinothalamic Tract]], and Grand Central Terminal.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/percocet/ ER Places Bowl Full of Percocet in Waiting Room, Lowers Visits]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/new-pain-scale/ Joint Commission Mandates New Pain Scale That Goes to Infinity]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/tylenol-for-pain/ Rare Patient Asks Only for Tylenol for Pain, Receives Standing Ovation]</ref> | ||
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Revision as of 17:10, 19 March 2017
The Pain Train is an actual rail line that runs 24/7. Stops on the Pain Train include Somatosensory Cortex, Thalamus, Dorsal Column Nuclei, Spinothalamic Tract, and Grand Central Terminal.[1][2][3][4]
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- Lortab (Acetaminophen-Hydrocodone)]]
References
- ↑ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales
- ↑ ER Places Bowl Full of Percocet in Waiting Room, Lowers Visits
- ↑ Joint Commission Mandates New Pain Scale That Goes to Infinity
- ↑ Rare Patient Asks Only for Tylenol for Pain, Receives Standing Ovation
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