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GROSS.  Skip this part of the exam.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/physical-exam-tips-abdomen/ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen]</ref>  Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s rectum.  (Shudder.)  The only time you might be justified doing a '''rectal exam''' is if you suspect a Pokémon.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref>
 
 
GROSS.  Skip this part of the exam.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/physical-exam-tips-abdomen/ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s [[Rectum|rectum]].  (Shudder.)  The only time you might be justified doing a '''rectal exam''' is if you suspect a [[Pokémon]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
 
 
 
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- [[Butthurt]]
 
 
 
- [[Colonoscopy]]
 
 
 
- [[Pain in the Butt]]
 
 
 
- [[Pain in the Neck]]
 
 
 
- [[Physical Exam]]
 
 
 
- [[Rectify]]
 
 
 
- [[Sh*ts and Giggles]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 00:07, 28 July 2016

GROSS. Skip this part of the exam.[1] Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s rectum. (Shudder.) The only time you might be justified doing a rectal exam is if you suspect a Pokémon.[2]


References


  1. Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen
  2. Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon


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