Difference between revisions of "Surgeon"
(Created page with "400px|thumb|right|''Circa 2015'' A '''surgeon''' is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes. '''Certification'''...") |
|||
| (4 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
| Line 11: | Line 11: | ||
'''What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?''' | '''What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?''' | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | Then checkout | + | Then checkout ClickHole's Clickventure: [http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-lied-your-way-job-surgeon-can-you-avoid-killin-6128#1, You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?] |
'''Is a Surgeon God?''' | '''Is a Surgeon God?''' | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | No. Only [[God]] is [[God]]. It's just that '''surgeons''' are afflicted with egos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/surgeon-discovers-hes-not-god-chaos-ensues/ Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues]</ref> | + | No. Only [[God]] is [[God]]. It's just that '''surgeons''' are afflicted with egos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/surgeon-discovers-hes-not-god-chaos-ensues/ Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
'''Related Reading''' | '''Related Reading''' | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| + | - [[ABS]] | ||
| + | |||
- [[Abscess]] | - [[Abscess]] | ||
| Line 32: | Line 34: | ||
- [[Granny Knot]] | - [[Granny Knot]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Has a surgeon ever converted a laparoscopy into a game of Whack-A-Mole?]] | ||
- [[Marking Pen]] | - [[Marking Pen]] | ||
- [[Maximally-Invasive Surgery]] | - [[Maximally-Invasive Surgery]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Sterile Technique]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |||
| + | '''References''' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | <references /> | ||
[[Category:Cardiothoracic Surgery]] | [[Category:Cardiothoracic Surgery]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:48, 1 July 2017
A surgeon is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.
Certification
The American Board of Surgery certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game Operation. Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.
What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?
Then checkout ClickHole's Clickventure: You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?
Is a Surgeon God?
No. Only God is God. It's just that surgeons are afflicted with egos.[1]
Related Reading
- ABS
- Abscess
- American College of Surgeons
- Butt Pus
- Da Vinci
- Has a surgeon ever converted a laparoscopy into a game of Whack-A-Mole?
References
|
Fun Stuff
|
