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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the [[Hospital|hospital]] setting<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale(Gomerblog)]</ref>. Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays(Gomerblog)]</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich(Gomerblog)]</ref>. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special(Gomerblog)]</ref>; the other is [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked(Gomerblog)]</ref> Whenever handing out '''turkey sandwiches''' or any sandwich for that matter, please remember to document it appropriately in a [[Sandwich Note|sandwich note]].