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| − | An ''earbleed'' is an instance of bleeding from the | + | [[File:Dermatologist's Ears Bleeding.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.'']] |
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| + | An '''earbleed''' is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when [[I Know My Body|someone says something stupid]]. | ||
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'''Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds''' | '''Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds''' | ||
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''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.'' | ''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.'' | ||
| − | ''Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' | + | ''Internist: Well, it's [http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/dermatologists-ears-bleed-listening-internist-describe-rash/ maculopapular]. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' |
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''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?'' | ''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?'' | ||
| − | ''Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' | + | ''Patient: [http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 39]. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)'' |
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| + | - [[Otitis Media]] | ||
[[Category:Symptoms]] | [[Category:Symptoms]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:01, 1 July 2017
An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.
Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds
Scenario 1:
Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.
Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
Scenario 2:
Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?
Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
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