Earbleed

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Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.

An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.


Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds


Scenario 1:

Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.

Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)


Scenario 2:

Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?

Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)


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- Otitis Media


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