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A '''panniculus''' refers to the dense layer of fatty tissue growth in the lower abdomen.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pannus-2/ What Did You Find Under Your Patient’s Pannus?(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/lost-penis-pannus/ Search-and-Rescue Spots Man’s Penis Under Fourth Panniculus(Gomerblog)]</ref> It is a magical place where mystery gifts and [[Turkey Sandwich|prizes]] are found when you least expect it. Much like the word "obese," the word '''"panniculus"''' is synonymous with the word "American."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/new-bmi-classification/ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”(Gomerblog)]</ref> If a '''panniculus''' needs to be surgical excised, be sure to remove the right one.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/03/pannus/ Patient Sues Surgeon for Removing Wrong Pannus(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Grading of Abdominal Panniculi'''
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'''Grade 1''' - '''Panniculus''' barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the [[Testicles|genitalia]].
'''Grade 2''' - Extends to cover the [[Athlete's Vagina|genitalia]].
'''Grade 3''' - Extends to cover the upper thigh.
'''Grade 5''' - Extends to cover the [[Knee Scooter|knees]] or beyond.
'''Grade 6''' - Extends to cover [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/earth-day-news-4-5-billion-years-earth-remains-full-code/ planet Earth].
'''Grade 7''' - Extends to cover holes in the ozone layer.
'''Grade 9''' - Extends to cover the Milky Way.
'''Grade 10''' - Extends into [[Hospicillin|heaven]].
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