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Slightly different from a [[Johnny|johnny]], a '''gown''' is something a medical provider or hospital might wear for one of two reasons:
#Safety: most (but not all) prefer not to get bodily fluids on their clothes<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/2016-revised-contact-precautions/ New Contact Precautions Released]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/2016-revised-fall-precautions/ New Fall (Autumn) Precautions Released]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/2016-revised-ahole-precautions/ New A**hole Precautions Released]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/2016-revised-batsht-crazy-precautions/ New Batsh*t Crazy Precautions Released]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/isolation-gown/ Entire Hospital Placed in Isolation Gown for Infection Control]</ref>#Style: why wear a nice suit or dress when you can wear something that when squinting looks like urine?