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[[File:Anatomy of a Stupid Pyxis.jpg|400px|thumb|right]] The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemies enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day(Gomerblog)]</ref> The [[Primary|primary]] objective of the '''Pyxis machine''' is to get in the way of patient care. '''Pyxis Shows American Pride'''----July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)]</ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Halloween Pyxis'''----The '''Pyxis''' turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/pyxis-swallows-nurse-whole/ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Pyxis Surgeon General'''----On June 23, 2017, the '''Pyxis''' Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse [[Surgeon General]] Sylvia-Trent-Adams.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/pyxis-surgeon-general/ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref> The two really don't get along. '''Related Reading'''----* [[Call Light]]* [[Da Vinci]]* [[Pager]]* [[Pain is the 5th Vital Sign]]* [[Seven Blunders of the Medical World]]* [[Seven Wonders of the Medical World]]