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| − | A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus]</ref> | + | A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!” (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
| − | '''References''' | + | '''Parts of the Colon''' |
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| + | * Ascending colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the cecum and hepatic flexure (right side of the '''colon'''). | ||
| + | * Transverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the hepatic and splenic flexures. | ||
| + | * Inverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' opposite the normal '''colon'''. | ||
| + | * Perverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' that is totally inappropriate and will not be tolerated. | ||
| + | * Adverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' to which the patient is allergic. | ||
| + | * Descending colon - The part the '''colon''' between the splenic flexure and the sigmoid '''colon''' (left side of the '''colon'''). | ||
| + | * Sigmoid colon - The part the '''colon''' between the descending '''colon''' and the [[Rectum|rectum]]. | ||
| + | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolo_Col%C3%B3n Bartolo Colon] - A 44-year-old Dominican who pitches for the [[Minnesota Twins]]. | ||
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| + | '''Related Reading''' | ||
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| + | * [[Bowel Prep]] | ||
| + | * [[Colonoscopy]] | ||
| + | * [[Exclamation Point]] | ||
| + | * [[Liver Rounds]] | ||
| + | * [[Note Bloat]] | ||
| + | * [[Pros & Cons of a Gastroenterologist]] | ||
| + | * [[Rectal Intubation]] | ||
| + | * [[Rectify]] | ||
| + | * [[Schatzki Ring]] | ||
| + | * [[Sharting]] | ||
| + | * [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Plastic Reacher] | ||
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| + | '''Gomerblog References''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:51, 26 July 2017
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A colon is a form of punctuation used to represent one's large intestines.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]
Parts of the Colon
- Ascending colon - The part of the colon between the cecum and hepatic flexure (right side of the colon).
- Transverse colon - The part of the colon between the hepatic and splenic flexures.
- Inverse colon - The part of the colon opposite the normal colon.
- Perverse colon - The part of the colon that is totally inappropriate and will not be tolerated.
- Adverse colon - The part of the colon to which the patient is allergic.
- Descending colon - The part the colon between the splenic flexure and the sigmoid colon (left side of the colon).
- Sigmoid colon - The part the colon between the descending colon and the rectum.
- Bartolo Colon - A 44-year-old Dominican who pitches for the Minnesota Twins.
Related Reading
- Bowel Prep
- Colonoscopy
- Exclamation Point
- Liver Rounds
- Note Bloat
- Pros & Cons of a Gastroenterologist
- Rectal Intubation
- Rectify
- Schatzki Ring
- Sharting
- Plastic Reacher
Gomerblog References
- ↑ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!” (Gomerblog)
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