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[[File:Cima da Conegliano, God the Father.jpg|450px|thumb|right|''"Still nothing on that prior auth?! UGH!!!"'']]
In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and [[Omnipotent|omnipotent]]. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from the God and His wrath of God when He is filling out paperworkor staffing new consults.<ref>Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)</ref>
'''More Reading'''
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- * [[Chick-fil-A]] - * [[Christmas]]* [[The Divine Colonoscopy]]- * [[Eye Dios Mio!]]* [[Holysystolic Murmur]] - * [[Hope]] - * [[I Will Always Love You (Song)]] - * [[Is there a church or chapel within this hospital?]] - * [[Jerusalem Artichoke]] - * [[L'Chaimlich Maneuver]]* [[Pastorization]]- * [[Pontificate]]* [[Surgeon]]* [[Temple]]- * [[Tickle Me Jesus]]
[[Category:Pastoral Care]]
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