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'''DNR''' stands for '''do not resuscitate'''.  The reason you didn't know what '''DNR''' means is because every patient in the universe is Full Code.
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'''DNR''' is legal order that stands for '''do not resuscitate''' (i.e. no code or allow natural death).  The reason you didn't know what '''DNR''' means is because every patient in the universe is [[The Lion King: Full Code|Full Code]] or Fullest Code possible since death is apparently curable.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/05/death-is-curable%e2%80%8f/ Average American Healthcare Consumer Believes Death is Curable (Gomerblog)‏]</ref>  In fact, the only people who are '''DNR''' are medical professionals.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/palliative-care/ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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'''Related Reading'''
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* [[Code Blue Drinking Game]]
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* [[Code Status]]
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* [[Death]]
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* [[Death Giggle]]
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* [[Death Rattle]]
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* [[Dearth]]
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* [[Family Meeting]]
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* [[Goals of Care]]
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* [[Hospicillin]]
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* [[Mortality Rate]]
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[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
 
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
 
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[[Category:Palliative Care & Hospice]]

Latest revision as of 12:49, 6 August 2017

The baby doll survived

DNR is legal order that stands for do not resuscitate (i.e. no code or allow natural death). The reason you didn't know what DNR means is because every patient in the universe is Full Code or Fullest Code possible since death is apparently curable.[1] In fact, the only people who are DNR are medical professionals.[2]


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References


  1. Average American Healthcare Consumer Believes Death is Curable (Gomerblog)‏
  2. After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice (Gomerblog)


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