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#On April 26, 2016, '''Trump''' took advantage of his short-lived tenure as oncologist to make people's bodies great again.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/oncologist-dr-trump/ Oncologist Dr. Trump: Making Your Body Great Again (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 21, 2016, a comatose patient Murray Bernstein miraculously awoke only to find that Trump could be President of the United States. Shortly after, Bernstein requested withdrawal of life-sustaining care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 22, 2016, '''Trump''' announced his plan to build a "UUUUGE wall" around hospitals in order to keep patients out.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/trump-build-wall-around-hospitals/ Trump Unites Us All with Plan to Build Wall Around Hospitals, Prevent Admissions(Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On December 2, 2016, President-elect '''Trump''' changed his mind and announced his plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as [[Surgeon General]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/trump-to-appoint-dr-oz-as-surgeon-general/ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On January 20, 2017, '''Trump''' offered the nation's medical students a unique opportunity to fill seats at his presidential inauguration.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On May 31, 2017, '''Trump''' tweeted "covfefe," which was pure ecstasy for both the media and medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/orthopedic-note-simply-says-covfefe/ Orthopedic Note Simply Says “Covfefe” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/medical-subspecialties-covfefe/ The Meaning of “Covfefe” by Medical Subspecialty (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On June 14, 2017, '''Trump''' was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 30, 2017, '''Trump''' came up with a new Plan B regarding the border wall with Mexico: have anesthesiologists build an epic drape wall and make them pay for it.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/border-drape-wall/ Trump: Anesthesiology Will Build Border Drape Wall & Pay for It (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* On August 12, 2017, '''Trump''' officially pardoned Anesthesia, thus relieving them of any guilt for the ills of the world. Everyone knows, however, the presidential pardon isn't really going to do anything: we're still gonna blame Anesthesia.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/08/21412/ Trumps Pardons Anesthesia (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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Did you know nurses have been given a verbal order for 4-point [[Restraints|restraints]] to prevent '''Trump''' from going on Twitter rants?<ref>President Trump Put in Restraints, Successfully Limits Twitter Rants (Journal of Ativan and Haldol)</ref>
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