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'''''The Bourne Splenectomy''''' continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so.
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[[File:Bourne Identity Screenshot.jpg|400px|thumb|left|''"Let me perform the splenectomy, or die"'']]
 
[[File:Bourne Identity Screenshot.jpg|400px|thumb|left|''"Let me perform the splenectomy, or die"'']]
 
'''''The Bourne Splenectomy''''' continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so.
 
  
  
 
'''Review'''
 
'''Review'''
 
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Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass [[Surgeon's Knot|surgeon!]]
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Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass surgeon!
  
 
Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/surgical-time-estimates/ Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left]</ref>
 
Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/surgical-time-estimates/ Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left]</ref>
  
Dr. Glaucomflecken:  Let's all be honest, who ''hasn't'' performed a splenectomy on the roof of a [[Menometrorrhagia|bullet train]] while being shot at by a helicopter.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken:  Let's all be honest, who ''hasn't'' performed a splenectomy on the roof of a bullet train while being shot at by a helicopter.
  
  

Revision as of 12:31, 31 August 2016

The Bourne Splenectomy continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so.

"Let me perform the splenectomy, or die"


Review


Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass surgeon!

Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time![1]

Dr. Glaucomflecken: Let's all be honest, who hasn't performed a splenectomy on the roof of a bullet train while being shot at by a helicopter.


References


  1. Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left


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