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'''CrossSh*t''' is a "high-intensity sh*tness program that combines a huge variety of functional movements and modalities - gymnastics, plyometrics, weight lifting, calisthenics, and definitely squats, lots and lots of squats - to optimize gastrointestinal performance.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/crosssht-program-bowels/ Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program]</ref>
  
'''CrossSh*t''' is a "high-intensity sh*tness program that combines a huge variety of functional movements and modalities - gymnastics, plyometrics, weight lifting, calisthenics, and definitely squats, lots and lots of squats - to [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|optimize gastrointestinal performance]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/crosssht-program-bowels/ Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Many patients have said that even after just a few weeks of '''CrossSh*t''', they can launch bowel movements like missiles with toilet tsunamis wreaking havoc on adjacent rooms near and far.
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'''Related Reading'''
 
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- [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm]]
 
 
 
- [[Battleshit]]
 
 
 
- [[Bowel Prep]]
 
 
 
- [[Colonoscopy]]
 
 
 
- [[GoHEAVILY]]
 
 
 
- [[Morning Poop]]
 
 
 
- [[Sh*tbit]]
 
 
 
- [[Sh*ts and Giggles]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 02:02, 9 September 2016

CrossSh*t is a "high-intensity sh*tness program that combines a huge variety of functional movements and modalities - gymnastics, plyometrics, weight lifting, calisthenics, and definitely squats, lots and lots of squats - to optimize gastrointestinal performance.[1]

"Feel the rectal burn!!!"


References


  1. Jump up Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program


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