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The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemyof nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day]</ref>  July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair]<ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”]</ref> and
 
 
The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications (Gomerblog)]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day (Gomerblog)]</ref>  The [[Primary|primary]] objective of the '''Pyxis machine''' is to get in the way of patient care.
 
 
 
 
 
'''Pyxis Shows American Pride'''
 
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July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair (Gomerblog)]</ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
 
 
 
'''Halloween Pyxis'''
 
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The '''Pyxis''' turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/pyxis-swallows-nurse-whole/ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
 
 
 
 
'''Pyxis Surgeon General'''
 
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On June 23, 2017, the '''Pyxis''' Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse [[Surgeon General]] Sylvia-Trent-Adams.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/pyxis-surgeon-general/ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>  The two really don't get along.
 
 
 
 
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
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* [[Call Light]]
 
* [[Da Vinci]]
 
* [[Pager]]
 
* [[Pain is the 5th Vital Sign]]
 
* [[Seven Blunders of the Medical World]]
 
* [[Seven Wonders of the Medical World]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 13:49, 10 September 2016

The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemyof nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.[2] July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of JulyCite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag and


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  1. Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications
  2. Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day


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