Difference between revisions of "Stick of Butter"
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| − | + | ''Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?'' | |
| − | + | ''Patient (removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.'' | |
| − | + | ''Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?'' | |
| − | + | ''Patient: I sure do!'' | |
| − | + | ''Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.'' | |
| − | + | ''Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?'' | |
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
Revision as of 15:18, 12 September 2016
A stick of butter should never be peeled like a banana and eaten like a snack.
Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider
Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?
Patient (removing stick of butter from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.
Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?
Patient: I sure do!
Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.
Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?
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