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The '''Joint Commission''' has been causing immense waves with several controversial recommendations over the past several years.
#On March 18, 2016, a non-expert study conducted by the '''Joint Commission''' stated that the physician butthole was the source of all iatrogenic infections. Because providers were already required to wash their hands and hands are less clean than buttholes, the '''Joint Commission''' mandated that all physicians have a complete colon cleanse between each patient encounter, using either [[GoLYTELY]] or [[GoHEAVILY]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter]</ref> As of September 13, 2016, the '''Joint Commission''' is considering extending the mandate to all health care providers, not just physicians.
#On April 5, 2016, the '''Joint Commission''' mandated a new pain scale, the Strong-Faker Pain Scale, that ranged from 0 to infinity, thereby allowing patients to have pain ratings as high as their imaginations could take them.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/new-pain-scale/ Joint Commission Mandates New Pain Scale That Goes to Infinity]</ref> The '''Joint Commission''' felt the epidemic of patients describing their pain as greater than 10 reflected that the Wong-Baker FACES scale had become obsolete. As a result of this measure, the '''Joint Commission''' replaced the headaches of health care providers with full-on strokes.