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A '''CEO''' (or also known as '''chief executive officer''' or '''Lord Emperor''') is the highest-ranking person in a company or institutionhealth care system, and is best known for perpetually raising the patient-nurse ratios<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/hospital-ceo-nurse-patient-ratio/ Hospital CEO Praised for Raising Patient:Nurse Ratio to 10:1]</ref>, keeping his or her salary high by keeping [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction]] high<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hospital-ceo-pay/ New Study Finds Hospital CEO Pay Linked to CEO Satisfaction]</ref>, and being a great help in clinic today<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/hospital-ceo/ Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today]</ref>.  '''Requirements to be a CEO'''----# No medical background.# Infinite supply of nice dark suits.# Infinite supply of shoes as smooth as obsidian.# Favorite golf course.# Huge office with large windows overlooking health care providers who look like ants.

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