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A jack of all trades, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' has worked numerous positions in health care. Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.
# On October 9, 2015, Mayo Clinic Chief of Cardiology '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made it clear that he wasn't in favor of McDonald's value meals containing cholesterol and diabetes medications.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/diabetes-medications/ McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In]</ref>
# On October 16, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', while acting as Chief of Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University, commented on the latest episode of gang violence betwen West and East Nile Viruses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/west-nile-virus/ West Nile Virus Murdered By East Nile Virus In Latest Ugly Episode Of Viral Gang Violence]</ref>
# On October 17, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now a local Atlanta hospitalist, commented on the ludicrous number of doctor deaths resulting from infinitely-long phone holds.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/doctors-phone-hold/ Fears Grow As Even More Doctors Die On Neverending Phone Hold]</ref>
# On December 19, 2015, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working for the Department of Emergency Medicine at Madre De Dios Hospital, brought attention to his hospital's new app that allowed patients to preorder Dilaudid prior to arrival. It was a boost to [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction scores]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/medical-app-2/ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival]</ref>
# On February 08, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made headlines in the "Medical Trial of the Century" when he sued himself for misdiagnosis of his own illness. Gomerblog reported the story 2 weeks later.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/misdiagnosing/ Doctor Sues Himself After Misdiagnosing His Own Medical Condition]</ref>
# On February 28, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in a time vortex as he explained and reexplained medical care to multiple family members who kept entering a room at different intervals.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/medical-care/ Doctor Trapped In Time Vortex Re-Explaining Medical Care to Multiple Family Members]</ref>
# On April 3, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' put on his researcher hat, presenting his research data on how "the moment you start a patient on blood thinners, the patient immediately experiences a 120-fold increase in risk of falls." Further, he added that "these falls involve direct trauma to the head."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/16620/ Study: Anticoagulation Initiation Instantly Increases Your Fall Risk]</ref>
# On April 9, 2016, while back in Atlanta working as Chief Epidemiologist for the CDC, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' made the recommendation that mosquitoes wear tiny condoms to help in the fight against Zika virus.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/zika-virus/ CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus]</ref> This was his most important and only recommendation during his CDC tenure.
# On April 27, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/dnr-tattoos/ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility]</ref> He was working at a rehab facility at the time.
# On May 12, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/hospital-administrator-3/ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures]</ref>