Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram

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Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, a Boca Raton native, is one of health care's most versatile doctors. Though mostly based in Boca Raton, he can often be found working in other parts of the country and in different specialties.


Career Path


A jack of all trades, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram has worked numerous positions in health care and not just in Florida. Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.

  1. On November 6, 2014, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was a Baltimore cardiologist when he was asked to comment on the news that white doctors were removed from the endangered species list.[1] His time in Baltimore was short and decided to leave when he was recruited by Sesame Street University Hospital.
  2. On November 19, 2014, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram earned some time in the national spotlight as the Sesame Street University Hospital physician who admitted the Cookie Monster for diabetic ketoacidosis.[2] Though it wildly violated HIPAA, people got a kick reading Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram's history and physical.
  3. On Christmas Eve of 2014, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was the treating hospitalist once more at Sesame Street University Hospital when the Cookie Monster left against medical advice.[3] Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram would leave Sesame Street University Hospital later that day to pursue a unique opportunity at North Pole Community Hospital.
  4. Just one day later, while moonlighting in the North Pole on Christmas Day 2014, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram helped care for Santa Claus when he fell ill after being wedged in a chimney for at least 17 hours.[4] Though treated well by Mrs. Claus and all the elves, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram decided to return back to Boca Raton.
  5. On May 2, 2015, while working as a hospitalist at St. Maria-De-Madrigal-Del-Toro-Del-Mar Boca Raton Community Hospital, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself flustered when he and other medical staff couldn't figure out if the cup at the nurses station was urine-colored tea or tea-colored urine.[5] Despite four months of testing, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram gave up and moved to Texas.
  6. On September 1, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram commented on recent news of an Austin hospital administrator giving a partner a post-coital survey. Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was working as an Austin hospitalist at this time.[6] He would eventually return to Florida 2 weeks later.
  7. On September 17, 2015, while coding a pulseless patient as a hospitalist at Madre De Dios Hospital back in Boca Raton, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was interrupted with a stat coding query.[7]. Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram would take a short leave of absence because this episode was so jarring.
  8. Ten days later on September 27, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself at the Mayo Clinic as a transplant specialist, commenting that tearful reunions between fecal transplant donors and recipients are quite common.[8] After two weeks at the Mayo Clinic, he would quit and return to Boca Raton.
  9. On October 8, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now back working at Madre De Dios Hospital as a hospitalist, found a used lubricant packet in the call room, which really through him for a loop.[9] Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram would once again take a short leave of absence because this episode was jarring too.
  10. Just one day later on October 9, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was back in Rochester, Minnesota, this time acting as Mayo Clinic Chief of Cardiology for the Day where he made clear that he wasn't in favor of McDonald's value meals containing cholesterol and diabetes medications.[10] After making this decree, he quit and moved back to Baltimore.
  11. On October 16, 2015, only one week later, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, while acting as Chief of Infectious Diseases at Johns Hopkins University, commented on the latest episode of gang violence betwen West and East Nile Viruses.[11] Traumatized, he would quit and move to Georgia.
  12. On October 17, 2015, just one day after his move from Baltimore, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was hired as an Atlanta hospitalist and quickly commented on the ludicrous number of doctor deaths resulting from infinitely-long phone holds.[12] Realizing that he wasn't ready for a life of phone holds in Atlanta, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself back in Boca Raton.
  13. On December 19, 2015, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now working for the Department of Emergency Medicine at Madre De Dios Hospital for a change, brought attention to his hospital's new app that allowed patients to preorder Dilaudid prior to arrival. It was a boost to patient satisfaction scores.[13]
  14. On February 08, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram made headlines in the "Medical Trial of the Century" when he sued himself for misdiagnosis of his own illness. Gomerblog reported the story 2 weeks later.[14]
  15. On February 28, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself in a time vortex as he explained and reexplained medical care to multiple family members who kept entering a room at different intervals. By this time, he had returned to being a hospitalist at Madre De Dios Hospital.[15]
  16. On April 3, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram put on his researcher hat, presenting his research data on how "the moment you start a patient on blood thinners, the patient immediately experiences a 120-fold increase in risk of falls." Further, he added that "these falls involve direct trauma to the head."[16]
  17. On April 9, 2016, while back in Atlanta working as Chief Epidemiologist for the CDC for the Day, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram made the recommendation that mosquitoes wear tiny condoms to help in the fight against Zika virus.[17] This was his most important and only recommendation during his CDC tenure. Happy with his day's work at the CDC, he would quit and explore life as a medical director.
  18. On April 27, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was startled by what he was seeing while working as a medical director at a rehab facility. As a result, he took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.[18] Shortly after obtaining the tattoos, he quit and returned back to Boca Raton.
  19. On May 12, 2016, back at Madre de Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.[19]
  20. On July 21, 2016, still at Madre De Dios, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself in the national spotlight once more when his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.[20] Wondering if he needed a change of pace, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram would pursue a week-long ENT fellowship.
  21. On August 2, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.[21] He would quit ENT a week later and go back into internal medicine.
  22. Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in Florida, though it's unclear what hospital.[22]


References


  1. White Doctors Removed From Endangered Species List After Successful Breeding In Captivity
  2. Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications
  3. Update: Cookie Monster Leaves Sesame Street Hospital AMA on Christmas Eve
  4. Santa Claus In Serious Condition After Chimney Incident & Sleep Apnea Complications
  5. Hospital Staff Deciding If Cup at Nurses Station is Filled With Urine-Colored Tea or Tea-Colored Urine
  6. Hospital Administrator Gives Partner Post-Coital Satisfaction Survey Out Of Habit
  7. Hospitalist Administering CPR Interrupted With STAT Coding Query
  8. Tearful Reunion Between Fecal Transplant Donor & Recipient Captured in Video
  9. Empty Lubricant Packet Found In Hospital Sleep Room Creates More Questions Than Answers
  10. McDonald’s Introduces Value Meals With Cholesterol and Diabetes Medications Blended In
  11. West Nile Virus Murdered By East Nile Virus In Latest Ugly Episode Of Viral Gang Violence
  12. Fears Grow As Even More Doctors Die On Neverending Phone Hold
  13. Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival
  14. Doctor Sues Himself After Misdiagnosing His Own Medical Condition
  15. Doctor Trapped In Time Vortex Re-Explaining Medical Care to Multiple Family Members
  16. Study: Anticoagulation Initiation Instantly Increases Your Fall Risk
  17. CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus
  18. Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility
  19. Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures
  20. Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care
  21. ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire
  22. Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events


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