Difference between revisions of "Earbleed"
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An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.
Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds
Scenario 1:
Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.
Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
Scenario 2:
Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?
Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)
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