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| − | The '''Mayo Clinic''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ world-class medical institution] in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by [[Ketchup Packet|Hellmann's]].<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/chipotle-mayo-doing-all-heavy-lifting-sandwich-56314 Chipotle Mayo Doing All The Heavy Lifting In Sandwich (The Onion)]</ref><ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-researchers-cant-even-bring-themselves-f-56445 Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly (The Onion)]</ref> | + | The '''Mayo Clinic''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ world-class medical institution] in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by Hellmann's. |
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| − | '''Fun Facts'''
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| − | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' was the birthplace of the first pneumatic tube system for patient transport.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/pneumatic-tube/ Pneumatic Tube System for Patient Transport a Huge Success (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' is the only medical institution in the world to require males to wear three-piece [[Contact Precautions|contact precautions]] suits.
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| − | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' took over the status of No. 1 hospital once the [[Cleveland Clinic]] came out as anti-vax.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/mayo-secretly-celebrates-1-cleveland-clinic-comes-anti-vax-invalidates-credibility/ Mayo Secretly Celebrates New #1 Status After Cleveland Clinic Comes Out Anti-Vax (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''Related Condiments'''
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| − | * [[Light Mayo Clinic]]
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| − | * [[Extra-Virgin Olive Oil]]
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| − | * [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]
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| − | * [[Ranch Dressing]]
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| − | * [[Sandwich Note]]
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| − | * [[Turkey Sandwich]]
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| − | '''References'''
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Revision as of 16:02, 18 September 2016
The Mayo Clinic is a world-class medical institution in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by Hellmann's.
