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| − | ''"I was on the toilet and from six flights down, in her communications bunker, the page operator scored a direct hit: DR. BASCH CALL EMERGENCY WARD FOR AN ADMISSION, DR. BASCH..." - The House of God''
| + | A hospital '''bathroom''' is a wonderful place where one can cry<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout]</ref> or get hammer paged.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref> |
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| − | A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry, though ultimately you will be paged because it was some sort of magnetic vortex that attracts the [[Pager|paging gods]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout (Gomerblog)]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom (Gomerblog)]</ref> After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing. If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving. | |
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| − | * [[Bathroom Break]]
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| − | * [[Foley Catheter]]
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| − | * [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot to Pee]
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| − | * [[Nurses Station]]
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| − | * [[Potty Mouth]]
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| − | * [[Potty Party]]
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| − | * [http://theoatmeal.com/blog/public_toilets Public Toilets]
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| − | * [[Renal Failure]]
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| − | * [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
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Revision as of 18:34, 22 September 2016
"Can't I sh*t in peace?! Stop paging me!!" A hospital bathroom is a wonderful place where one can cry[1] or get hammer paged.[2]
References
- Jump up ↑ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout
- Jump up ↑ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom
