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| − | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''Christmas Poems'''
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| − | There are several favorite '''Christmas''' poems:
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| − | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]"
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| − | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]"
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| − | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/submitting-a-little-articlepoem-for-the-christmas-season/ Twas the Night of Call]"
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| − | #"[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/night-before-christmas-in-the-er/ Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED]"
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| − | '''Christmas Carols & Men's Health'''
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| − | According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls” (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''Fun Facts'''
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| − | #'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it?
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| − | #The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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| − | '''Related Topics'''
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| − | * [[God]]
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| − | * [[New Year's Day]]
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| − | * [[Pontificate]]
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| − | * [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/pope-francis-blessing/ Pope Francis]
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| − | * [[Seminary Vesicles]]
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| − | * [[Tickle Me Jesus]]
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| − | * [[Twelve Days of Christmas]]
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| − | '''References'''
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Revision as of 15:12, 1 October 2016
Kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, no?
