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The '''gravy sweats''' are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive [[Thanksgiving|turkey consumption]].  '''Gravy sweats''' are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of [http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ elevated blood gravy content] levels.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref> To wipe oneself when having the '''gravy sweats,''' it is best to use white bread, not [[Napkin|napkins]] or towels.
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The '''gravy sweats''' are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive [[Thanksgiving|turkey consumption]].  '''Gravy sweats''' are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of [http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ elevated blood gravy content] levels.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref>
  
  

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The gravy sweats are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive turkey consumption. Gravy sweats are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of elevated blood gravy content levels.[1][2]


References


  1. Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
  2. CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving


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