Gravy Sweats
From Gomerpedia
The gravy sweats are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive turkey consumption. Gravy sweats are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of elevated blood gravy content levels.[1][2] To wipe oneself when having the gravy sweats, it is best to use white bread, not napkins or towels.
References
- ↑ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
- ↑ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving
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