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The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts^[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.^[2]

Pyxis Shows American Pride

July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July^[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.^[4]

Halloween Pyxis

The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.^[5]

References

1. ↑ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications
2. ↑ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day
3. ↑ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair
4. ↑ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”
5. ↑ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway

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