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'''How to Exit a Prometric Site'''
 
'''How to Exit a Prometric Site'''
 
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Look, here's the thing.  You really should not exit the site.  Because getting back into a '''Prometric''' sight is worse than coming through [[Transportation Security Administration|U.S. customs]] after an international flight.  Seriously.  We implore you.  Please stay. PLEASE!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/student-taking-the-mcat-fails-after-saving-proctor/ Student Taking the MCAT Fails After Saving Proctor]</ref>
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Look, here's the thing.  You really should not exit the sight.  Because getting back into a '''Prometric''' sight is worse than coming through [[Transportation Security Administration|U.S. customs]] after an international flight.  Seriously.  We implore you.  Please stay.
  
  
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#'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day.
 
#'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day.
 
#'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs.  Have a great day!
 
#'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs.  Have a great day!
 
 
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[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
 
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
 
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]
 
[[Category:Medical Terminology]]

Revision as of 04:13, 4 December 2016

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Prometric (or Prometric Testing) is a U.S. company that administers many bullsh*t tests to medical professionals, like the MCAT or USMLE. Prometric testing sites are notorious for their strict exit and reentry protocols.


How to Exit a Prometric Site


Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the sight. Because getting back into a Prometric sight is worse than coming through U.S. customs after an international flight. Seriously. We implore you. Please stay.


How to Reenter a Prometric Site


  1. Say prayer, even if not religious - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you.
  2. Provide two passports - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps.
  3. Pass retinal scan - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know.
  4. Pay $1000 reentry fee - Cash only.
  5. Submit blood and urine samples - These must be collected by a Prometric agent.
  6. Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam.
  7. Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent - You can never be too cautious.
  8. Provide another two passports - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented.
  9. Reentry colonoscopy - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited.
  10. Provide doctor's note - Must be dated from that day.
  11. You have been denied reentry - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day!


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