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The '''American College of Gastroenterology''' (or '''ACG''') was founded in 1932 and holds annual meetings in order to tell poop jokes. More than 14,000 physicians are members, but only 25% tell really funny poop jokes.
'''The ACG Logo'''
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The logo depicts ''[[Long Pasta|Ascaris lumbricoides]]'' wrapping itself around a [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ colonoscope], which has been abandoned by a frightened gastroenterologist.
'''The ACG Tagline'''
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Earlier this year, the '''ACG''' replaced their old tagline of "Advancing gastroenterology, improving patient care" with the more accurate "Advancing colonoscopes, all the way to the cecum."
'''Mission Statement'''
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To be the pre-eminent professional organization that removes [[Eggplant|eggplants]] and other interesting objects from [[Rectum|rectums]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref>
'''References'''
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[[Category:Medical Organizations]]
[[Category:Gastroenterology]]
The '''American College of Gastroenterology''' (or '''ACG''') was founded in 1932 and holds annual meetings in order to tell poop jokes. More than 14,000 physicians are members, but only 25% tell really funny poop jokes.
'''The ACG Logo'''
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The logo depicts ''[[Long Pasta|Ascaris lumbricoides]]'' wrapping itself around a [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ colonoscope], which has been abandoned by a frightened gastroenterologist.
'''The ACG Tagline'''
----
Earlier this year, the '''ACG''' replaced their old tagline of "Advancing gastroenterology, improving patient care" with the more accurate "Advancing colonoscopes, all the way to the cecum."
'''Mission Statement'''
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To be the pre-eminent professional organization that removes [[Eggplant|eggplants]] and other interesting objects from [[Rectum|rectums]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref>
'''References'''
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<references />
[[Category:Medical Organizations]]
[[Category:Gastroenterology]]
