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'''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Krebs cycle (Gomerblog)] and [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ brachial plexus].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle (Gomerblog)]</ref>  As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' [[Whispered Pectoriloquy|soliloquys]] can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a [[Supply Closet|supply closet]] and throw away the key.
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'''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Krebs cycle] and [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ brachial plexus].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle]</ref>  As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' [[Whispered Pectoriloquy|soliloquys]] can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a [[Supply Closet|supply closet]] and throw away the key.
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'''Other Things The Snout Might Talk About That We Don't Want to Hear About'''
 
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#[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/childrens-book-review-grace-chase-tackle-acid-base/ Acid-base disorders]
 
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#Amino acids
 
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#Gluconeogenesis
 
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#Her personal life
 
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#[[Oxidative Phosphorylation|Oxidative phosphorylation]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/oxidative-phosphorylation/ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
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#Renal tubular acidosis
 
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#Requests for [[Letter of Recommendation|letters of recommendation]]
 
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#Glucose-alanine cycle
 
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#The [[Michaelis-Menten Equation|Michaelis-Menten equation]]
 
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#[[Einthoven's Hendecagon|Einthoven's hendecagon]]
 
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#[[Verner-Morrison Syndrome|Verner-Morrison syndrome]]
 
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'''Recent Developments'''
 
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On March 2, 2017, Gomerpedia has heard rumor that '''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is entertaining a tattoo of the [[Krebs Cycle|Krebs cycle]] on her chest.
 
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'''Related Topics'''
 
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- [[July Intern]]
 
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- [[Mute Button]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 11:06, 23 January 2017

Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the Krebs cycle and brachial plexus.[1][2] As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' soliloquys can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a supply closet and throw away the key.


References

  1. ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
  2. ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle


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