Difference between revisions of "Testicles"
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'''Testicles''' are the oval-shaped [[Sperm Whale|sperm]]-producing organs in males contained within the scrotum. Because ''testes'' hang like ''icicles'' off a roof, that is how the name '''testicles''' came to be. The '''testicles''' are meant to be loved and caressed. Any trauma to the '''testicles''' will elicit the well-known and much-maligned testiculosoprano reflex, in which a male's normal voice jumps 8 octaves to express the discomfort and pain. For this reason, the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF) released guidelines recommending against getting kicked in the [[Amazeballs|balls]] repeatedly<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/u-s-preventive-services-task-force/ USPSTF Recommends Against Getting Kicked in the Balls Repeatedly]</ref>. The [[American Urological Association]] also recommends to "Check Your Balls" every holiday season.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> | '''Testicles''' are the oval-shaped [[Sperm Whale|sperm]]-producing organs in males contained within the scrotum. Because ''testes'' hang like ''icicles'' off a roof, that is how the name '''testicles''' came to be. The '''testicles''' are meant to be loved and caressed. Any trauma to the '''testicles''' will elicit the well-known and much-maligned testiculosoprano reflex, in which a male's normal voice jumps 8 octaves to express the discomfort and pain. For this reason, the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF) released guidelines recommending against getting kicked in the [[Amazeballs|balls]] repeatedly<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/u-s-preventive-services-task-force/ USPSTF Recommends Against Getting Kicked in the Balls Repeatedly]</ref>. The [[American Urological Association]] also recommends to "Check Your Balls" every holiday season.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> | ||
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| + | Never, ever wear skin-tight [[Pants|jeans]] or say goodbye to your '''testicles'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/left-testicle-tight-pants/ Hipster Loses Left Testicle Due to Excessively Tight Pants]</ref> | ||
Latest revision as of 15:40, 19 February 2017
Testicles are the oval-shaped sperm-producing organs in males contained within the scrotum. Because testes hang like icicles off a roof, that is how the name testicles came to be. The testicles are meant to be loved and caressed. Any trauma to the testicles will elicit the well-known and much-maligned testiculosoprano reflex, in which a male's normal voice jumps 8 octaves to express the discomfort and pain. For this reason, the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF) released guidelines recommending against getting kicked in the balls repeatedly[1]. The American Urological Association also recommends to "Check Your Balls" every holiday season.[2]
Fun Facts
Did you know an octopus has 8 testicles? Wow! And that it's possible to sweat one's balls off?[3]
Gomerpedia Tips
Never, ever wear skin-tight jeans or say goodbye to your testicles.[4]
References
- ↑ USPSTF Recommends Against Getting Kicked in the Balls Repeatedly
- ↑ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”
- ↑ Patient Literally Sweats His Balls Off
- ↑ Hipster Loses Left Testicle Due to Excessively Tight Pants
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