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'''Ophthalmologists''' specialize in ophthos (or eyes, in layman terms). These surgical specialists are fond of words with an excessive number of consonants. They are found mostly in private practice and over the years have developed a pathological fear of inpatient medicine<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmologist/ Ophthalmologist Accidentally Agrees to See Inpatient Consult]</ref>. Ophthalmologists are also commonly referred to as "[[Eye Dentist|eye dentists]]."
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'''Ophthalmology''' progress notes were indecipherable up until June of 2015 when archaeologists discovered a piece of the Rosetta Stone that contained a primer to their unusual language. Only in the past few months have scientists uncovered their true meaning.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/rosetta-stone-ophtho-notes/ Rosetta Stone Unlocks Mystery of Ophtho Notes]</ref>