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| − | The '''Mayo Clinic''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ world-class medical institution] in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by [[Ketchup Packet|Hellmann's]]. | + | The '''Mayo Clinic''' is a [http://gomerblog.com/quizzes/laws-of-the-house-of-god/ world-class medical institution] in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by [[Ketchup Packet|Hellmann's]].<ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/chipotle-mayo-doing-all-heavy-lifting-sandwich-56314 Chipotle Mayo Doing All The Heavy Lifting In Sandwich (The Onion)]</ref><ref>[http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-researchers-cant-even-bring-themselves-f-56445 Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly (The Onion)]</ref> |
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| + | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' was the birthplace of the first pneumatic tube system for patient transport.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/pneumatic-tube/ Pneumatic Tube System for Patient Transport a Huge Success (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
| + | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' is the only medical institution in the world to require males to wear three-piece [[Contact Precautions|contact precautions]] suits. | ||
| + | * The '''Mayo Clinic''' took over the status of No. 1 hospital once the [[Cleveland Clinic]] came out as anti-vax.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/mayo-secretly-celebrates-1-cleveland-clinic-comes-anti-vax-invalidates-credibility/ Mayo Secretly Celebrates New #1 Status After Cleveland Clinic Comes Out Anti-Vax (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
'''Related Condiments''' | '''Related Condiments''' | ||
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| + | * [[Ketchup Clinic]] | ||
| + | * [[Extra-Virgin Olive Oil]] | ||
| + | * [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]] | ||
| + | * [[Ranch Dressing]] | ||
| + | * [[Sandwich Note]] | ||
| + | * [[Turkey Sandwich]] | ||
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[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
[[Category:Medical Locations]] | [[Category:Medical Locations]] | ||
[[Category:Medical Organizations]] | [[Category:Medical Organizations]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:32, 23 July 2017
The Mayo Clinic is a world-class medical institution in Rochester, Minnesota sponsored by Hellmann's.[1][2]
Fun Facts
- The Mayo Clinic was the birthplace of the first pneumatic tube system for patient transport.[3]
- The Mayo Clinic is the only medical institution in the world to require males to wear three-piece contact precautions suits.
- The Mayo Clinic took over the status of No. 1 hospital once the Cleveland Clinic came out as anti-vax.[4]
Related Condiments
- Light Mayo Clinic
- Ketchup Clinic
- Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
- Extra-Slutty Olive Oil
- Ranch Dressing
- Sandwich Note
- Turkey Sandwich
References
- ↑ Chipotle Mayo Doing All The Heavy Lifting In Sandwich (The Onion)
- ↑ Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly (The Onion)
- ↑ Pneumatic Tube System for Patient Transport a Huge Success (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Mayo Secretly Celebrates New #1 Status After Cleveland Clinic Comes Out Anti-Vax (Gomerblog)
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