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An ''earbleed'' is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.
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[[File:Dermatologist's Ears Bleeding.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.'']]
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An '''earbleed''' is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when [[I Know My Body|someone says something stupid]].
  
  
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''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.''
 
''Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.''
  
''Internist: Well, it's maculopapular.  (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)''
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''Internist: Well, it's [http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/dermatologists-ears-bleed-listening-internist-describe-rash/ maculopapular].  (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)''
  
  
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''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?''
 
''Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?''
  
''Patient: 39.  (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)''
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''Patient: [http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 39].  (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse '''earbleed'''.)''
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'''Other Topics'''
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- [[Otitis Media]]
  
 
[[Category:Symptoms]]
 
[[Category:Symptoms]]

Latest revision as of 15:01, 1 July 2017

Figure 13: Dermatologist suffering from earbleed as a result of a stupid consult.

An earbleed is an instance of bleeding from the ears, usually caused when someone says something stupid.


Examples of Scenarios Causing Spontaneous Earbleeds


Scenario 1:

Dermatologist: Tell me more about this rash.

Internist: Well, it's maculopapular. (Dermatologist collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)


Scenario 2:

Nurse: What is your pain on a scale from 0 to 10?

Patient: 39. (Nurse collapses to ground with profuse earbleed.)


Other Topics


- Otitis Media


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