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A '''penlight''' is a [[Pen|pen-shaped]] light that can be used only once to examine the [[Pupils|pupils]] and oropharynx before its crappy battery dies. If it happens to last more than one use, expect to lose the '''penlight''' within one week. | A '''penlight''' is a [[Pen|pen-shaped]] light that can be used only once to examine the [[Pupils|pupils]] and oropharynx before its crappy battery dies. If it happens to last more than one use, expect to lose the '''penlight''' within one week. | ||
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| + | '''Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom''' | ||
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| + | Never mistake a '''penlight''' for a [[Tampon|tampon]]. | ||
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| + | * [[Pen]] | ||
| + | * [[Penal Colony]] | ||
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| + | * [[Pittsburgh Pens]] | ||
| + | * [[Tuning Fork]] | ||
[[Category:Medical Device]] | [[Category:Medical Device]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:38, 23 November 2017
A penlight is a pen-shaped light that can be used only once to examine the pupils and oropharynx before its crappy battery dies. If it happens to last more than one use, expect to lose the penlight within one week.
Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom
Never mistake a penlight for a tampon.
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