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A '''third responder''' is the third person who responds to an [[Paper Cut|emergency]]. The '''third responder''' is the worst. | A '''third responder''' is the third person who responds to an [[Paper Cut|emergency]]. The '''third responder''' is the worst. | ||
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'''Dialogue Between a First, Second, and Third Responder''' | '''Dialogue Between a First, Second, and Third Responder''' | ||
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− | + | FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about f**king time you got here. | |
− | + | THIRD RESPONDER: Whatever... | |
− | + | SECOND RESPONDER: In all the years we've been dealing with emergencies, you're never the [[First Responder|first]] or [[Second Responder|second]] to respond! | |
− | + | FIRST RESPONDER: Yeah, what's that about? | |
− | + | THIRD RESPONDER: Geez, you guys are such [[Top Gunner|gunners]]... I'm gonna go grab [[Graham Crackers|something to eat]]. | |
[[Category:Medical Celebrity]] | [[Category:Medical Celebrity]] | ||
[[Category:Emergency Medicine]] | [[Category:Emergency Medicine]] |
Latest revision as of 17:18, 11 July 2017
A third responder is the third person who responds to an emergency. The third responder is the worst.
Dialogue Between a First, Second, and Third Responder
FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about f**king time you got here.
THIRD RESPONDER: Whatever...
SECOND RESPONDER: In all the years we've been dealing with emergencies, you're never the first or second to respond!
FIRST RESPONDER: Yeah, what's that about?
THIRD RESPONDER: Geez, you guys are such gunners... I'm gonna go grab something to eat.