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'''How to Exit a Prometric Site''' | '''How to Exit a Prometric Site''' | ||
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| − | Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the | + | Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the site. Because getting back into a '''Prometric''' sight is worse than coming through [[Transportation Security Administration|U.S. customs]] after an international flight. Seriously. We implore you. Please stay. PLEASE!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/student-taking-the-mcat-fails-after-saving-proctor/ Student Taking the MCAT Fails After Saving Proctor]</ref> |
'''How to Reenter a Prometric Site''' | '''How to Reenter a Prometric Site''' | ||
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| − | #''Say prayer, even if not religious'' - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you. | + | #'''Say prayer, even if not religious''' - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you. |
| − | #''Provide two passports'' - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps. | + | #'''Provide two passports''' - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps. |
| − | #''Pass retinal scan'' - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know. | + | #'''Pass retinal scan''' - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know. |
| − | #''Pay $1000 reentry fee'' - Cash only. | + | #'''Pay $1000 reentry fee''' - Cash only. |
| − | #''Submit blood and urine samples'' - These must be collected by a Prometric agent. | + | #'''Submit blood and urine samples''' - These must be collected by a Prometric agent. |
| − | #''Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women'' - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam. | + | #'''Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women''' - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam. |
| − | #''Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent'' - You can never be too cautious. | + | #'''Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent''' - You can never be too cautious. |
| − | #''Provide another two passports'' - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented. | + | #'''Provide another two passports''' - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented. |
| − | #''Reentry colonoscopy'' - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited. | + | #'''Reentry colonoscopy''' - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited. |
| − | #''Provide doctor's note'' - Must be dated from that day. | + | #'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day. |
| − | #''You have been denied reentry'' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day! | + | #'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day! |
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[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]] | [[Category:Administration & Paperwork]] | ||
[[Category:Medical Terminology]] | [[Category:Medical Terminology]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:15, 4 December 2016
Prometric (or Prometric Testing) is a U.S. company that administers many bullsh*t tests to medical professionals, like the MCAT or USMLE. Prometric testing sites are notorious for their strict exit and reentry protocols.
How to Exit a Prometric Site
Look, here's the thing. You really should not exit the site. Because getting back into a Prometric sight is worse than coming through U.S. customs after an international flight. Seriously. We implore you. Please stay. PLEASE![1]
How to Reenter a Prometric Site
- Say prayer, even if not religious - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you.
- Provide two passports - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps.
- Pass retinal scan - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know.
- Pay $1000 reentry fee - Cash only.
- Submit blood and urine samples - These must be collected by a Prometric agent.
- Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam.
- Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent - You can never be too cautious.
- Provide another two passports - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented.
- Reentry colonoscopy - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited.
- Provide doctor's note - Must be dated from that day.
- You have been denied reentry - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day!
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