Difference between revisions of "Brock Hammersley"
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| + | #On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref> | ||
#In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref> | #In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref> | ||
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref> | #On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 12:55, 3 March 2017
Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.
Notable Events in the Life of Brock
- On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[1]
- In early November 2015, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[2]
- On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[3]
- On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[4]
- On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[5]
- On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
- On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[6]
- On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[7]
References
- ↑ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker
- ↑ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight
- ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
- ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
- ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
- ↑ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps
- ↑ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today
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