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Revision as of 11:46, 18 June 2017
A surgeon is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.
Certification
The American Board of Surgery certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game Operation. Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.
What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?
Then checkout Clickhole's Clickventure: You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?
Is a Surgeon God?
No. Only God is God. It's just that surgeons are afflicted with egos.[1]
Related Reading
- Abscess
- American College of Surgeons
- Butt Pus
- Da Vinci
References