Difference between revisions of "Red Coat Hypertension"

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Paul Revere shouting the well-known "The British are coming" and lesser-known "Take your blood pressure meds!"

A variant of white coat hypertension preceding American independence, red coat hypertension is when a measured blood pressure is abnormally high from anxiety that "the British are coming."^[1]

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- White Coat Hypertension

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- Fourth of July

- H-Followed-by-3-Other-Letters

- Metoprolol

- Preamble to the U.S. Constitution

- Pregxit

References

1. ↑ Report: Essential Hypertension, Not at All Essential (Gomerblog)

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