Difference between revisions of "Faceplant"
From Gomerpedia
| Line 15: | Line 15: | ||
- [[Laws of the House of God]] | - [[Laws of the House of God]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | - [[Photosynthesis]] | ||
- [[Word Salad]] | - [[Word Salad]] | ||
Latest revision as of 02:47, 9 July 2017
To fall and place one's face into a plant. Depending on the circumstances around the faceplant, it can be a medical emergency.[1] If in the event the faceplant occurs at a high velocity, then it is possible the patient can sustain major facial trauma (eyes, nose, throat, temple, brain, etc.). In a worse case scenario, a patient faceplants at a high velocity onto a cactus, and this almost always results an ER visit requiring the assistance of such specialities as ophthalmology, ENT, and neurosurgery to remove the hundreds of spikes and thorns.
Related Reading
- Headache
References
|
Fun Stuff
|
