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Revision as of 17:47, 17 July 2017

"Thank you for donating such a beautiful organ!"

Organ donation refers to the process of giving away accordions, harmonicas, and other musical instruments.[1][2] Never make the mistake of thinking that one of your organs is too small or too large to donate. Once doctors were able to transplant an entire philharmonic orchestra into a young woman's pelvis. Modern medicine is amazing sometimes.


Types of Organ Donation


There are two main types of organ donation:

  1. Opt-in - Opt-in organ donation requires that donors specifically sign up to donate sousaphones, trumpets, etc. Opt-in is found in the United States.
  2. Opt-out - Opt-out organ donation rests on presumed consent in which everyone is a donor of music instruments unless they opt-out. Opt-out is found in Spain and France.


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References


  1. Clinic Handing Out Free Organ Samples (Gomerblog)
  2. Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)


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