Difference between revisions of "German Suplex"

From Gomerpedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Line 1: Line 1:
[[File:German-suplex-animation.gif|300px|thumb|left|''These are stick figures, not actors'']]
+
[[File:German-suplex-animation.gif|400px|thumb|left|''These are real stick figures, not actors'']]
  
 
A '''German suplex''' is an effective exam move against drug seekers.  A medical provider stands behind the drug seeker, grabs him or her around the waist, lifts them up, and falls backwards, slamming the drug seeker's neck, shoulders, and upper back to the floor in order to inflict pain (but nothing greater than 10 out of 10 pain<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref>).  If this doesn't diminish the drug seeker's demands, the medical provider can roll over still with arms around the drug seeker's waist to repeat the '''German suplex''', performing as many as needed in succession until the patient gives up and leaves against medical advice.
 
A '''German suplex''' is an effective exam move against drug seekers.  A medical provider stands behind the drug seeker, grabs him or her around the waist, lifts them up, and falls backwards, slamming the drug seeker's neck, shoulders, and upper back to the floor in order to inflict pain (but nothing greater than 10 out of 10 pain<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales]</ref>).  If this doesn't diminish the drug seeker's demands, the medical provider can roll over still with arms around the drug seeker's waist to repeat the '''German suplex''', performing as many as needed in succession until the patient gives up and leaves against medical advice.

Revision as of 12:29, 5 September 2016

These are real stick figures, not actors

A German suplex is an effective exam move against drug seekers. A medical provider stands behind the drug seeker, grabs him or her around the waist, lifts them up, and falls backwards, slamming the drug seeker's neck, shoulders, and upper back to the floor in order to inflict pain (but nothing greater than 10 out of 10 pain[1]). If this doesn't diminish the drug seeker's demands, the medical provider can roll over still with arms around the drug seeker's waist to repeat the German suplex, performing as many as needed in succession until the patient gives up and leaves against medical advice.


References


  1. 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales


Fun Stuff

Try a random entry.
Push me button.jpg
OR 
this post with your friends


Random Gomerpedia Entries



Need More Gomer?