A food cover is a cover placed on top of a plate with food to keep it warm or fresh. Under dire circumstances, it may be used as a bedpan if one cannot make it to a restroom in time. Initially it may seem disgusting, but in retrospect it is actually a brilliant piece of improvisation under duress. Now, as to the question, of what to do with the poop in the food cover, well, we don't have a good answer for that one. Maybe just own up to it and hope your genius is recognized.