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[[File:Colonized Necktie.jpg|300px|thumb|left|''"I really do love this pattern of microorganisms on this tie!"'']]
A '''necktie''' is a strip of material worn around the collar and tied in a knot, which then hangs down and rubs endless unsterile surfaces (like open wounds) and ensures the neverending transmission of disease.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/new-article-tips-how-to-keep-your-necktie-nice-colonized%e2%80%8f/ Tips – How to Keep Your Necktie Nice & Colonized]</ref> Infectious diseases specialists absolutely adore '''neckties'''.
[[Category:Medical Attire]]
[[Category:Infectious Diseases]]